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Bill Gates and Steve Jobs

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    bsdinsight Well-Known Member


    Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?”
    Steve Jobs: “Great ! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.”
    Bill Gates: “So…?”
    Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”
    Bill Gates: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”
    Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?”
    Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”
    Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free!
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